Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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