8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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