Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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