Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
