just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Shame - the story of my life.
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