All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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