We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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