i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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