If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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