I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
This is classic penis vs brain.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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