I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i dont even know how to be here
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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