i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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