Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
