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(410): View more from Maryland

This is evicking siegelnvs

(443): View more from Maryland

Im sorry?

(410): View more from Maryland

This is fucking ridiculous*

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination

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(206): View more from Washington

well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas

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(916): View more from California

she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.

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(303): View more from Colorado

How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?

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(310): View more from California

I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.

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(925): View more from California

Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.

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