After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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