that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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