last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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