I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
