just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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