Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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