oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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