That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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