Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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