Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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