i jhust puked up my retainher.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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