you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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