Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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