what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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