so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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