you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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