Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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