i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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