Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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