Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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