**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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