Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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