just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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