i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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