the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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