i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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