I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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