Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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