hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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