I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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