Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
birth control should be required to get into college
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Randomize
