At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Randomize
