Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I am available for nakedness
Are these your boobs on my camera?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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