do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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