yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I think your dad took our porno
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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