I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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