eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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