I'm going to jail i love you
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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