i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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