i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm having to shit out rocks
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