Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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