i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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