She's JV to your varsity
Its about making memories worth repressing
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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