Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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