i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
