Yo dont text me then not text me
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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